mackenzie. 19. polite young lady. bassist. extrovert. wayne's world enthusiast. haunter of asian supermarkets. dj. one-time thug.

my hobbies include offending peoples' sensibilities and listening to 45s at 33rpm.

about me  my graphics / gifs  films  text posts!  music

checkin out my sugalumps

I am BACK on the internet! I have a new city, a new career path and a new blog!

"A blog about pugs, the blues, science fiction, arts & crafts, Paul McCartney and kebabs."


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HEY Y’ALL

Follow my new blog!

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So I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately about what I want to do with my life…
I want to own a pug.

So I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately about what I want to do with my life…

I want to own a pug.



thesluttyprofessor:

My first needlepoint!

thesluttyprofessor:

My first needlepoint!



i’m starting a new blog y’all

this blog has been fun but it’s time for a fresh start.

my new address is thesluttyprofessor, checkkit out!



aw now i’m just going through my blog and reminiscing

some things really do not change

i DO still always buy the wrong sort of lightbulb! i will always have a love/hate relationship with jar jar binks! butts are still awesome! my friend that is basically stefon from snl still calls me baby-snake! i still do my taxes while i’m pooping!



tomhaverfords-deactivated201302 asked:

you stupid bitch stop randomly leaving

oh man i am so bad at this blogging stuff now! i haven’t really been upkeeping this at all the past six months or so

i kinda want to start a new blog, actually, this one’s kinda embarrassing…i was sixteen okay leave me alone!!11

it’s full of butt stuff, and i still love butts and all

i don’t know what i’m talking about

one of my best friends just moved in with me so we’ve been drinking and making breakfast for dinner

and my super sexy musician boyfriend will be home soon

HA HA i sound like gwyneth paltrow

fuck instant noodles





so i went to australia over christmas to meet my biological dad! it was amazing…we took tons of photos but here’s two for ya





the redheads playing on the roof of the tallest building in the city

the redheads playing on the roof of the tallest building in the city





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